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Hillbilly Heaven
Image by Jan Tik
You might be a redneck if you:
• Have ever laid down rubber in a funeral procession.
• Have been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
• Can burp while saying your name
• Met your girlfriend as a result of graffiti in the men’s’ room
• Take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took
• Have to go outside to get something out of the fridge
• Ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass
• Use weed killer to mow your lawn
• Can’t get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it
• Can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub
• Use a toilet brush as a back scratcher
• Dated your daddy’s current wife in high school
• Nailed bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice
• Have more than 3 cousins named Bubba
• Win a prize in a tobacco spitting contest
• Think Jack Daniels is a hero
(Quotes from Jeff Foxworthy)
Hillbilly Junction
Image by gmeador
Hillbilly Hustle
Image by Toronto Rob